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when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(Source: dw, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via pizza)

champagne-paradise:

xo

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

(Source: menscroptop2k14, via pizza)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via g-iggle)

10knotes:

THE refMOST VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION THIS BLOG HAS EVER PUBLISHED
catacomb-kids:

I think the biggest representation of how privileged Americans are is how we have the ability to throw up food we’ve eaten, or go days without eating and watch our food rot. I know I probably sound like an asshole, but think about it.. Next time you’re leaning over the toilet shoving your finger down your mouth, think about all those that would give the word for the nutrients you are flushing down the toilet. People say obesity is the biggest representation of our gluttony, but it’s the exact opposite in reality. You’re giving away a gift, and a privilege for cosmetic purposes. This isn’t healthy, and the fact that it is being praised is spreading the ideals of anorexia throughout a website used mostly by younger women and men. Don’t let tumblr crush their self-image, this isn’t healthy.

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon, via greeklesbian)

beaucoupshade:

real friendship

waitrose:

please do not be really bright and perky with me when I first wake up or I will smack you with a shovel

(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

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