scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

mindlessmarlonda143:

merlinobsessedchild:

and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog. this is beautiful.

She has a beautiful heart…

Oh god.  Why are there tears in my eyes?

Aww, tears are in my eyes

the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious 

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

f-abulush:

thinkinq:

sincerelyhapiness:

lovefreediehard:

clearerly:

allthingshyper:

colorphobia:

Semi-transparent.

The eye color changes depending on your background. 

MY MIND IS BLOWN

love this

holy shit it looks amazing with my background

(via

TumbleOn)

this one is actually transparent omg

perfect

stylesgrin:

this is the happiest picture i’ve seen in a long time

kissuhble:

chill-d:

lifeinmyworldx10:

l-u-ke:

Im Luke, my girlfriend Kate was just diagnosed with cancer and lost all her hair. So for her, I shaved my head as well.

I love this girl, please keep her in your prayers <3

Please reblog to show her that people out there care.

I mean how could I not re-blog this.

really though^

Always rebloging. Always.

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster